
Who: Baby X. Chao Levine (or Levine Chao; or Levine-Chao;
or
Chao-Levine; or Chavine; or LeChao; ... you get the idea).
Where: Currently floating in an approximately 99.5F bath of
sooooothing amniotic fluid.
Take my word for it -- it's much nicer than a hot tub.
When: ETA -- November 20, 1997.
Why: 'Cause my parents wanted me very, very much.

Photogenicity: adorable, in an alien baby sort of way.
Posture: supine (give me a break, ok? I'm still 24 weeks from birth).
Manual dexterity: excellent (already trying to suck my thumb).
Outward demeanor: friendly (look, I'm waving "hi").
Athletic aptitude: soccer (that's one big foot!).
Gender: male.
